What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
answer: Flood Lights.
What do you get when you cross your teacher with a vampire?
answer: A whole lot of blood tests.
What is the grossest thing in the school cafeteria?
answer: The food.
What kind of food do math teachers like?
answer: A square meal.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th
What is the longest word in the English language?
answer: Smiles (there is a mile between both S')
Why do humming birds hum?
answer:They don't remember the words.
What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
answer: The outside of the chicken.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
answer: To prove to the possum it could really be done.
If you had a teacher that was a vampire you would get blood tests every day.
What kind of boats do vampires like to travel in?
Blood vessels
What do you call a witch on the beach?
A Sandwitch
Why can't a skeleton beat anyone up? They don't have the guts.
